When I’m stressed out my body is like “nope no sleep for you until you figure this shit out” and I’m like dude, body, I can’t figure it out that’s the whole point. And then it’s way too bright and loud and you realize it’s a brand new day you didn’t sign up for yet. I always go everywhere kicking and screaming.
shit got weird in the 50’s
Gas masks scare the shit out of me
Are you my mummy?
tries to do things: becomes overridden with anxiety
doesn’t do things: becomes overridden with anxiety
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Still the best joke they ever did.
wow i really got around on the second day of school
i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything
…I don’t even drink alcohol
i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music
i don’t even have her number????????????